shoulderblades:

Garlic Junior

shoulderblades:

Garlic Junior

ignitionremix:

why are straight white boys so against pumpkin spice? maybe they should be against other things like I don’t know date rape?

laughfever:

Hi, I’m Timmy Turner and i STOLE FROM MY MOM’S PURSE

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larrydavidofficial:

my entire life

hikari-the-human:

my avocado don’t

dualpaperbags:

paulmcfruity:

This Icelandic police force has the most adorable Instagram account 

Meet the Reykjavík Metropolitan Police, serving the capital of Iceland. By the looks of their incredible Instagram account, a normal day includes holding kittens, eating candy and wearing false mustaches.

There’s more where those came from | Follow micdotcom

For the record the Icelandic police are probably the best police force in the world, There has only been one instance where an officer shot and killed a civilian in the entire history of the country (which is nearly a hundred years) and everyone was completely devastated by it, the police especially — because, as made clear in their statements after the incident, they understand their function is to protect the people. Not to mention that their general police go unarmed except for special squads.

Let’s run through some more facts while we’re on the subject: Compared to 31,000+ shooting deaths in the US in 2009, Iceland had… 4, because they have very rigorous screening processes for gun permits. There is very little economic disparity between upper, middle and lower classes, and social welfare programs take care of their people. Drug use affects less than 1% of the population between 15 and 65 years old, and 90% of drug-related court cases are settled with a fine rather than jail time. Violent crime is virtually non-existent. [x]

Iceland is like if you took the entire idea of chill and personified it as an country, and this exemplifies that. 

IM NOT OK

IM NOT OK

absolutelyfobulous:

YO IDK IF THIS WAS DONE BEFORE BUT I WAS MESSING WITH ADOBE AUDITION AND I PUT THE VOCALS OF SUGAR WE’RE GOIN DOWN OVER THE STRING QUARTET COVER AND THIS HAPPENED IM CRYING

bae-stop-playin:

rayanajay:

classiclyours:

cosbyykidd:

ratchetmessreturns:

Y’all tuning in to Maury tomorrow or what? This is literally the preview for tomorrows show!

is Maury even real?

Was she jiggling at Chipotle?!? Not around the pico de gallo!

Oh, The Places You’ll Twerk

what is life

lacigreen:

WHY ISN’T THIS THE LAW ALREADY ACROSS THE COUNTRY AND ALSO THE WORLD

lacigreen:

WHY ISN’T THIS THE LAW ALREADY ACROSS THE COUNTRY AND ALSO THE WORLD

sunset-lover:

hartorotica:

huffingtonpost:

This Man With Severe Cerebral Palsy Created Mind-Blowing Art Using Just A Typewriter

Last year, 22-time Emmy award-winning reporter John Stofflet posted this news video he created for KING-TV in 2004, featuring Paul Smith and his artistic talents.

See the full video to see more of Smith’s artworks and to learn more about his inspiring story go here. 

I am bawling.

I adore this he is so stinkin cute

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