If the signs were mythological creatures:

  • Aries: Werewolf
  • Taurus: Hell hound
  • Gemini: Doppelgänger
  • Cancer: Banshee
  • Leo: Fairy
  • Virgo: Angel
  • Libra: Nymph
  • Scorpio: Siren
  • Sagittarius: Ghost
  • Capricorn: Mermaid
  • Aquarius: Vampire
  • Pisces: Shapeshifter
  • inspirational

    amortizing:

    2014 is half over and

    • -i lost no weight
    • -didn’t learn anything
    • -haven’t made an effort to save money
    • -still ugly

    sdzoo:

    Even Galapagos tortoises enjoy watermelon in the summer. Watch the full video.

    underthenerdhood:

    a little girl who grows up thinking all doors are automatic but actually she’s haunted by a really polite ghost

    gemini-moonstone:

    carapherxelia:

    Tonight Alive - Complexes [video credit]

    The first and only time we’ve played Complexes live..

    So far 😉

    niyruh:

    shestag:

    layourwearyheadtorest:

    2farts2furious:

    daaaamn

    Shots fired

    Slay

    Damn

    theepichumor:

    just a friendly reminder that right now there are millions of people kissing or having sex and you’re on the computer by yourself in your room

    sewbergamzee:

    tuucker:

    when youre walking past a dead body in a horror game and it suddenly comes back to life

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    Oh my god you can almost hear the pug’s screams. 

    legs-are-just-for-show:

    replaying the same level in a video game for the hundredth time

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    christmastoaster:

i am ready to bathe, human

    christmastoaster:

    i am ready to bathe, human

    philsbuttcheeks:

    *falls down kicking and screaming* sO bOYCOTt lOVE *runs around in circles* DETOX jUSt tO RETOX *punches a wall* aND i’d PROMiSE yOU aNYtHING *sobs aggressively* fOR ANOthER sHOt AT LIFE *slams head through wall*

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